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I need a joke about a person was so relaxed and calm?

hey i need your help. I'm writing a best man speech and I need a joke about a person was so relaxed and calm. Eg Alan is so calm and relaxed ……… a very funny joke would be good if I want the invited to laugh. thanks

In fact, made a few jokes like this about my (now deceased) grandfather. He was so calm and relaxed, your blood pressure blood was so low, his heart rate was so slow … that the doctors had basically to vote if he was dead or not.

Very Funny Best Man Speech