Good Opening Speech Jokes

Sep 29
2010

good opening speech jokes
Can anyone help me with some good quotes / jokes for my speech?

I foolishly volunteered to open this evening that the school is putting. Since I am a new student to school sixth form and she now has to give a speech to an audience full brief introduction of the school and how to be a new student. I have some ideas, but as this is my first big thing with the school I want to do this well, so if anyone knows any case, quotes Funny that it would be most appreciated. – Some points on the sixth form at my school, we are a grammar school – still have uniform – There are jocks, geeks, rockers, etc. .. – We have a canteen all to ourselves – Everyone gets along well with others very well Looking forward to you making me laugh] = Really helpful man no, I said to and jokes about the sixth form, and those for crackers

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